Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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