People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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