Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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