fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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