He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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