i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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