She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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