handjob tips. give me some.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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