I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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