Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
The uberlube is also flammable
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Sext me about skeletons
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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