Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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