she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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