Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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