So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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