I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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