i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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