Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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