I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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