Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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