I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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