our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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