VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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