It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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