I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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