He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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