in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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