All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Green mimosas i think yes
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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