for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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