i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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