I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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