She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
