Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Barsexuality is the new black.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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