Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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