do herpes really smell.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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