Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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