I have demons in me.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
