And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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