I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
