R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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