protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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