I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I can feel your judgement through the phone
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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