i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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