Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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