Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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