She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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