She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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