Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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