Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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