I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Randomize
