What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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