The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
