How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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