"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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