Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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